This Timeline Sucks Vinyl Sticker

If Earth had legs, you know it would be out of here. This vintage-style sticker features a cartoon planet peace-ing out with the all-too-relatable caption: "And I'm out—this timeline sucks." Because let’s be real, if there was an exit button, we’d all be hovering over it.

• High-Quality Vinyl: Waterproof, durable, and strong enough to withstand this timeline.
• Retro Cartoon Aesthetic: A nostalgic throwback to simpler times—before, well… everything.
• Stick It Anywhere: Laptops, water bottles, journals, or your emergency go-bag for when the simulation finally crashes.
• Size: 3"x3.5"

Perfect for existentialists, doomscrolling champions, and anyone who’s just a little done with reality.

✨ BRB, switching dimensions. 🌍🚶‍♂️